I just had coffee with my girl Sondrism, and she gave me permission to paraphrase this story that just killed me! She’s my hero!
Evidently, Sondrism has been sporting a black eye which happened one night not too long ago. The truth of it is somewhat unromantic and involves a large bar tab and a game of tag on a patch of icy ground. However, she’s been milking the “black-eye” tall tales for all they’re worth and my favorite one is of a posh after-party for a movie premiere.
Sondrism is an Alaskan girl – born and bred. She’s tall and has a knockout body and lush blond hair, so picture a tall athletic blonde with a puffy and vibrant black eye as she was standing next to a “petite and stylish fancy pants” the somewhat high-society girl asked Sondrism over a glass, “So what happened to your eye?”
And my brilliant girl replied, “First rule of fight club. Don’t talk about fight club.”
Like I said, Sondrism is my hero!
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