I was sitting at the City Sports Bar downtown with Sondra and while we were chatting and watching the big screens of Soccer and Basketball – I noticed to my utter amazement, that there on top of the biggest TV ever… was an X-Box!
I glanced around and all the big screens had an X-Box! It was like the heavens opened and Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus exploded in surround sound down a shaft of brilliant sunlight to the sofa where I was sitting. I immediately hunted down the manager and asked if they do Halo tournaments and he said they used to and he would be happy to put me on the mailing list. Woooo-hoooo!
So I went back to the couch and flopped down next to Sondra and she said, “You’re like, every man’s wet dream.”
“Why, because I say… ‘Is it okay with you if we don’t waste our time chattering? Can we just fuck and play Video Games? It that okay with you?’”
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ha! you crack me up.
Nice. Sometimes we like to be held!
The terms of betting in this scenario are pretty open-ended.
Are you open to Strip Tournaments?
Jeffy, I had no idea you wanted to be held. After I spank you severerly with the rocket launcher and smack you around with a few plasma grenades …
I will hold you. Because, after all, I do love you dearly.
Keet – I may have said no before my nekkid post, but now that I’ve let it all hang out in front of a bunch of strangers in the woods…I say…
BRING IT! BRING IT ON!
Besides I think running around a playing field with a an energy sword in my skivvvvvies sounds fun… but I wont be the one naked.
Jeffy is about 3/4 chic anyway….when i would stay over at his house..he would always want to talk, then be held afterwards….i only did it so i could be closer to Norma….dammit
Chadely, it always comes back to Norma. I should have known.
Although, if I were a guy, or gay perhaps – I would totally have thought Norma was a MILF also. Did you see that picture of her when she was wearing the cut-off shorts and the bikini top? Wow.
Hey Jeffy is you read this…uhm…How is you mom and dad’s relationship…. i mean..is it still pretty solid? i would let you call me Daddy….
Chadely, I think Jeffy calling you “Dad” would make me feel a little queasy….