I’ve been such a whiner this week. Total! Drama! Queen! And not the good kind. This is what I sound like, “Meh. *whimper whimper* I got food poisoning and want to hurl and shit my brains out and die.” “Meh, *whine whine* I have a 60 hour work week”. “Meh, I have pms cramps and a headache and I want to cut my uterus out with a spoon and slap you in the face with it so you’ll stop talking.” “Meh, I have to find a storage unit and unpack and Christmas shop and build furniture and unpack and hire a truck and move my crap and I don’t have any time to write.” “Meh, my boss walked out and now I feel like a leprous wad of uselessness and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. Maybe I should just fall on my sword.”
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
GAWD! Use your fucking bootstraps, woman! Pull up! Pull up! You’re nose-diving and it’s not going to be pretty. Everyone is entitled to s little self-pity now and then – but seriously, get it together! You are not a pessimistic person. You are not a hand it off to others to fix person. You are not a curl up and suck you thumb ninny! Don’t become a “put it out there so others have to manage around you” manage yourself, and stop your bitching. So there… meh.
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