Jordan fixed dinner for me at his house last night. There’s something sexy about a man who is comfortable and competent in the kitchen. He fixed a delicious dinner and let me look through his books and movies. You can tell a lot about a person by the books on their shelves.
I saw the Firefly series and turned to him, “I think I’m in love with you.” The man has good taste in books and films.
Jordan, if you’re not careful I may just have to squish you.
Yesterday as I was sitting at the café with Saij and Sketch we ended up getting into a conversation about all things relating to sex and the difference between how men and women think about it.
Even considering the sources, I was utterly fascinated and overwhelmed with the perspective of things I rarely get a glimpse of as far as the men’s side of the matter. Half the time I was so surprised I thought they might just be messing with me, for example;
Ass men versus breast men. Turns out they’re both ass men. Interesting since predominantly, most of the men in my life have been breast men (I have two ideas what that could potentially mean) anywhoo, since I’ve been investigating the Portland scene and asking questions, there seem to be a whole lot more ass men in Portland than I previously thought.
They explained this to me like so; “Ass men are probably not on good terms with their mother’s or they are likely very independent. Breast men are mamma’s boys.”
This explains why I tend to end up with breast men/ mamma’s boys, at least according to their theory.
So I spent the rest of the evening asking men… “Are you a breast man or an ass man?”
Jordan played it cool by saying they both have their own pleasant attributes. Erisian said he liked them both and it’s more about the overall package. Justin claimed that he adored them both but tended to be more on the ass end of things (he’s also independent but on good terms with his mother).
Again, consider the source, but still – it’s a fun theory. They had a couple of hours to tell me all sorts of things about the male psychology and when all was said and done- when I fell back on my pillow last night all I could think of was, “Men are weird, they’re complicated and I’ll probably never understand them.”
Worse yet, according to their theory, to attract an independent man – I’m going to need ass implants….
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