Never done the sex by text before.
I’ve done phone sex, and IM sex and obviously from time to time the kind of sex that actually involves someone else… but last night was my first texting sex. In fact my phone capped out twice between the hundred messages it took to get me off. And all my friends who know me will find it absolutely hysterical because they KNOW I hate texting. Loath it.
I was getting messages at work all day that I had to fight really hard not to blush or giggle or flat out run to the closet and pant to catch my breath. I know I did work yesterday, but I can’t actually remember what I did.
Mostly, my observation of sex texting is…. It’s really freaking hard to do one handed. If you take a break long enough to do a text about getting close to the big ‘O’ then you’ve already lost your momentum and have to start over again.
That being said it has been a very long time since I’ve had even the flirt that turns into something a little more tangible. Long time as in 10 months and a couple years before that – so ultimately, I’ll take it.
Aaaannyywhooo, yeah, that’s my blog for today. I think I’m going to need a better phone soon.
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