We were sitting in a team meeting at work when BossMama announced, “The team breakfast is this week so you can wear jeans and show up for breakfast or stay in with Pastor Sheets.”
The cogs in my brain churned. Pastor? Who in this office actually has a Pastor? Furthermore, why the hell would I skip a free breakfast to meet with some crazy religious dude?
She saw the confusion on my face and added, “Pastor Sheets is an expression for sleeping in. You know, staying between the sheets…”
And I blurted excitedly, “Oh, my god! I HAVE A PASTOR?”
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