Archive for January 5th, 2010

Yesterday I took my co-worker, Ninja, home with me for lunch to make a batch of coffee I’d been telling her about. A really strong French press with sweetened condensed milk.

We’d eaten our Burgerville lunches and watched the bloopers of Supernatural. And it felt like any other day where I would be hanging out on my lunch break and talking to myself.

Standing at the counter, I was off in my own mind and stirred dollops of sweetened condensed milk into the fresh coffee and thought; it’s going to be so rich – so decadent – so strong and powerful…

“…and it’s probably going to make me shit my brains out at work.”

I paused.

Did I just say that out loud?

I turned around and Ninja was laughing so hard she was completely silent and red in the face.

I couldn’t believe I’d just said that. I thought I was just thinking it but it turns out – that the entire conversation was not actually in my head.

This is further proof that when you’ve been living alone for some time – writing and talking to characters that aren’t there, filling the space with the sound of your own voice – having impromptu guests requires a sudden change of filter.

Note to self. Socialize more to avoid such lapses of propriety.