Lately, every morning I pack two boiled eggs, two string cheese and some fruit for breakfast on my way to work. I sit at my desk, and crack eggs, peel cheese and drink my coffee while I catch up on emails and read my reports.
The other morning I packed my breakfast, raced to work and as I sat at the desk to eat and get ready for the morning I cracked an egg like usual.
It was a second before I thought, “That didn’t sound right.”
I looked down as raw eggs oozed over my reports like a snot bomb.
Panicked, I grabbed the trash can and tried to swipe it into the bucket, but as you know – raw egg mostly just smears in goober stringers.
After a flurry of napkins and Clorox wipes I sat at my desk lamenting that my breakfast was gone.
But then I smiled because cracking a raw egg all over my daily printouts is something that seemed strangely appropriate.
Haven’t you always wanted to egg your accounts receivable?
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well, always? no…but since I DO A/R for a living…its sounds soooo fun!
Until I’d have to go through and get copies, and recode and key them and….
Hi!! How goes the battle??