Me: Yeah, I think you’re gonna need to go round up Jake Gyllenhaal to go on a date with me.
Admiral Fubar: Sure thing. I’ll just sell a testicle and a kidney and buy a chance to talk him into going out with my sister.
Me: Aw! You’d do that for me? You think you can get it done by August?
Admiral Fubar: A testicle and a kidney might not get me enough to get more than half the job done.
Me: Damn, that doesn’t say much about your testicles, man…
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Jake…really? You know he is a gay cowboy right? If your wanting to date an actor, you should raise your standards, Bruce Campbell, now theres a manly man for you. I learned everything i know about women and how to treat woman from his movies and books….the man is borderline genius….plus i dont think Fubar will even have to sell a body part…maybe just some whiskey…not that he would have to ply BC with liquer before he would go out with you, just that…you know…nevermind…..